I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.
Your keyboard is now Daft Punk…
this is not a video, click on it
this is fantastic
guys type this
then hold shift:
I may never leave my laptop every again.
I spent a good ten minutes perfecting it.
I made these they’re glorious
SWEET MOTHER OF SIN
sia get out of my house
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans
reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser
when ur mom comes home with the groceries